- "When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and Me." ->
Author: Jacob Louis
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- "I think it is my ability to stay focused that accounts for my legendary record of accomplishments."
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- "You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
– Steven Wright ->
Daily Motivation
- "Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t."
– Richard Bach ->
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- "If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."
– Marie Osmond ->
Daily Motivation
- "He who laughs lasts."
– Mary P. Poole ->
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- "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
– Funny inspirational quote ->
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- "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."
– Harry S. Truman ->
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- "A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory."
– Unknown ->
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- "Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact."
– George Eliot ->