"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t." – Richard Bach ->
"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t." – Richard Bach ->
"If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now." – Marie Osmond ->
"He who laughs lasts." – Mary P. Poole ->
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure." – Funny inspirational quote ->
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." – Harry S. Truman ->
"A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory." – Unknown ->
"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact." – George Eliot ->
"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you." – Billy Wilder" ->
"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said." – Mel Brooks ->
"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock." – Anonymous ->