"He who laughs lasts." – Mary P. Poole ->

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure." – Funny inspirational quote ->

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." – Harry S. Truman ->

"A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory." – Unknown ->

"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact." – George Eliot ->

"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you." – Billy Wilder" ->

"Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said." – Mel Brooks ->

"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock." – Anonymous ->

"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." – Oscar Wilde ->

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." – Mark Twain ->