"The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself." – Mark Caine ->

"If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs." – Dhirubhai Ambani ->

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally." ->

"When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and Me." ->

"I think it is my ability to stay focused that accounts for my legendary record of accomplishments." (That is 'legendary' in the sense of… ->

"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?" – Steven Wright ->

"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t." – Richard Bach ->

"If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now." – Marie Osmond ->

"He who laughs lasts." – Mary P. Poole ->

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure." – Funny inspirational quote ->